Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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