Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.