Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!