Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!