Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.