Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.