Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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