Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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