Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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