Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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