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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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