The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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