The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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