The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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