The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.