Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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