Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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