Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.