Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.