Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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