Joke #10518

Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Vote: has 48.78 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Vote: has 44.46 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game