Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!