Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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