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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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