Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.