Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.