Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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