Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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