Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.