Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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