Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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