Joke #6763

Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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