Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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