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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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