Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.