Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.