Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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