Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund