Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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