Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".