In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.