In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.