Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.