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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
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Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them. Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?" Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each." B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!" Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."
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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle. "Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks. "When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe. "Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
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