When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.