Joke #1593

Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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