Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.