What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.
One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping.
A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.
"Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it.
If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.