What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert.” The man looked at her and said, “Lady, I’m Albert.”