What's grosser than gross?
When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.
What's grosser than that?
When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit.
"I was keeping it warm," she replies.
The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
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With a pitchfork.
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Wiped his ass.
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The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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Do you know what would be sick?
If you sat in Santa's lap and you felt him get a boner.
Do you know what would be even worse?
If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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