When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.