When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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