When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.