When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.