When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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