Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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