Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.