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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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