Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.