Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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