Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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