Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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