Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...