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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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