Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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