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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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