Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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