Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.