Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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