Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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