Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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