Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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