Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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