Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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