Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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