Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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