Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Vote:
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Vote:
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Vote:
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Vote:
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Vote:
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Vote:
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Vote:
