Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance