Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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