Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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