Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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And Won.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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