Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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