A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Vote:
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
A: He thought his wife was a flake.
A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"Warming up your dinner."
Top 3 situations that require witnesses:
1. Crimes
2. Accidents
3. Marriages
Need I say more?
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children.
After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children.
A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.
At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together."
Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"
The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece?
A: He Married Her
Vote:
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it's sad that law allows only one wife.