Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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A bus load of babies on fire.
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Because she didn't have any arms.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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Me: "What are you guys yelling about?"
Them: "You're driving!"
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Nail its other hand to the floor.
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