Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?
"Ask your sister"
"I don't have a..."
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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