Joke #11820

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all
Vote: has 81.69 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, money
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. "Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you." "In that case," said the boy, "I'll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go."
Vote: has 79.05 % from 165 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, cop, food, kids, money
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?" The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
Vote: has 83.25 % from 1113 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, animal, death, kids
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Dog Property Laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, its mine. 8. If I saw it first, its mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, its yours.
Vote: has 73.70 % from 356 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
Vote: has 18.69 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
Vote: has 76.99 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal