Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all
Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows." Farmer: "Not bunch, herd." Camper: "Heard what?" Farmer: "Of cows." Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows." Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd." Camper: "So what? I have no secrets from cows."
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies: “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”