What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.