What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
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A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but...
I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."