What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Black magic... It doesn't work.
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.