What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.