What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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