When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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