When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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