When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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