When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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