When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.