When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.