When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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