When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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