When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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