When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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