Joke #214

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Vote:
has 82.73 % from 703 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Vote:
has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Vote:
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Vote:
has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Vote:
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Vote:
has 21.64 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Vote:
has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 21.95 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Vote:
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Vote:
has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex