When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Vote:
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Vote:
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Vote:
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Vote:
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
Vote:
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Vote:
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Vote: