When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.