Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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