Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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