Joke #6822

Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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