Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.