Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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