Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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