Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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