Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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