Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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