Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.