Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.