Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.