Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.