Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine...
I always get better with age.
The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar.
Always remember:
There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat?
A: The Grape-full Dead!
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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