Joke #5890

Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.

2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.

A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’ So the rabbi gets out some wine. They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass. But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink. Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’ Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’

I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand. Coincidence?

Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.

Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.

A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."

Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.

If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!