Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
The secret of enjoying a good bottle of wine: 1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand. Coincidence?
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.