Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Overheard in a restaurant: She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste." He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.