Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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"Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?"
"Scissors," I replied.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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