Joke #8766

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.

Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!

Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.