Joke #8766

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.