Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.