Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.