Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.