Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo momma's so fat...
The animals at the zoo feed her.
