Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.