Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.