Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.