Joke #8778

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!