Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.