Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.