Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"