Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.