Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper