Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.