Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.