Joke #8905

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???