Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.