Joke #8905

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.

Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.