Joke #8905

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!

"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.