Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.