Joke #8905

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.

Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!

Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.