Joke #8905

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.