Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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