Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.