Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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It couldn't keep up.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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