Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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