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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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