Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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