Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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