Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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