Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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