Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.