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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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