Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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