Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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