Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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