Joke #5260

Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.