Joke #5260

Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.

Yo mama so fat that she is called America.

Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!

Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"

Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.