Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!