Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."