Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.