So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit.
We put the tape in and started to copy the movements.
After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws.
It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake!
How we laughed!!!!
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking.
Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd.
Approaching the owner and he asks him:
"What happened here, man?"
"Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said.
"Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?"
"My dog bit her…"
"You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?"
"Get in line!"
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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