So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window.
If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
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This could be considered the ideal world for many men:
His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.
His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy.
A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool?
Throw in your laundry.
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How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were given a right roasting.
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While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out.
"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
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What goes: "Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?"
A blind person with a rubix cube.
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?
A: To see her crack.
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What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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