Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.