Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.