Joke #8968

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!

Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.