Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.