Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!