Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.