Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!