Joke #8979

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.