Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.