Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.