Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"