Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!