Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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