Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.