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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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