Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.