Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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