Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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