Joke #5644

Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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