Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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