Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.