Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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