The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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