The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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