The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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