The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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