The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.