The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.