For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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