For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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