For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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