For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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