For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.