For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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