For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.