For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.