Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
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Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"