Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”