Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.