Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.