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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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