Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.