Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.