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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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