Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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