Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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