Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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