Joke #9356

Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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The fastest dialog in the world: (WC door is opening) Man inside: Heyyy! Man outside: Sorryyy!
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A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
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I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times already.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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A pastor was caught stealing in the church by a member of the church. This was the conversation between them Pastor: Blessed are those who see and don't talk. Member: For they shall receive their share. Amen.
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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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