Joke #9356

Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Vote: has 64.72 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, food, god, life
Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked,"Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too. The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said,"The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to heaven.
Vote: has 86.69 % from 2156 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, god, heaven, life, math
My dear old dad always said he had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away and I didn't.
Vote: has 76.89 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dad, dog, kids, life
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, life
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Vote: has 80.86 % from 70 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: doctor, fat, health, life
A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it.
Vote: has 84.02 % from 268 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life
What is the difference between pressure, anxiety and panic attacks? You have pressure when your wife is pregnant. You are anxious when your girlfriend is pregnant. You have panic attacks when both of them are pregnant!
Vote: has 79.73 % from 72 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, life, wife
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Vote: has 71.76 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Paddy got a job as a road line-painter. He paints 5 miles on the first day, 2 miles on the second day and 1 on the third day. "You get worse and worse every day!" yelled his boss. "That is because the bucket gets further and further away every day." said Paddy.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then voice in my head says: "Haha nice one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
Vote: has 71.52 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life