"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?"
"He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
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It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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