"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics? A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.