Joke #9381

"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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