"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?"
"He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Vote:
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him:
"May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!"
Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny:
"Have you heard your Granny's wish?
So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac!
Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
Vote:
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
Vote:
A nun and a priest decide to take a day off, so they go golfing.
The nun gets a hole-in-one, but the priest hits it into a sand trap.
He's so angry, he shouts "God dammit, I missed!".
The nun reminds him not to take the Lord's name in vain, and the priest apologizes and tries again.
He hits it into the rough, and in his anger, shouts "God dammit, I MISSED!".
The nun once again tells him not to take the Lord's name in vain, and he apologizes again.
On his third shot, he hits it into the water and yells "GOD DAMMIT I MISSED!" and before the nun can say anything, a bolt of lightning strikes the nun, killing her instantly.
Out of nowhere, a loud voice booms "God dammit, I missed".
Vote:
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Vote:
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Vote:
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
Vote:
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Vote:
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family.
"I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one.
"That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
Vote:
Joke has 71.64 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
Vote: