Joke #9381

"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."

Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.

Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say?,” asked the nurse. “OOPS!”

Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.

Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died." David: "Doctor, he didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry."