Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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