Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.