Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
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Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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