The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.