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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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