Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.