Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
Vote:
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
Vote:
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
Vote:
There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Vote:
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Vote:
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Vote:
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
Vote: