Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.