Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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