Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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