Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.