Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.