Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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