Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.