Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.