Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.