The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.