The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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