The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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