The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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