Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.