Joke #9429

Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.

Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.