Joke #9429

Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.

Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!