Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.