Joke #7868

Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.