Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.