Joke #7868

Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.