Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!