Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.