Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.