Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.