Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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