Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.