Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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