Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.