Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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