Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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