Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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