Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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