Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers.
The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings."
The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose."
The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt."
The first and second boys where amazed.
The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?"
"No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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