Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face. "Holy cow! What's that smell?" "I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?" "Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.