Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"