Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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Things Your Wife Won't Say:
The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild.
I'm bored. Let's shave the p***y.
I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it.
God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.
Let's subscribe to Hustler.
Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you.
Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
Awesome fart! Do another one!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water?
A: Swimmers are farting.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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