Joke #9492

Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.

Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.

Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.

Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.

Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.

Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.

When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.

There was an old married couple who love each other very much. But each morning as he was waking up the husband let out a huge nasty wet fart with his wife right in the bed next to him. The wife always says "One day you're going to fart your guts out if you don't stop." Then one day the wife snapped she won't take it anymore and she got up extra early when downstairs and got the guts out of a turkey and put it in the bed behind. She went back downstairs to wait and then she heard the loud disgusting fart all the way down the stairs and then she hears nothing for a long while. Just as she's about to go upstairs and check on her husband he comes stomping down the steps and he says "Honey you were right after I get my guts out but with the grace of God and these two fingers I managed to shove them back up there again."

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.