Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words?
Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time."
Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence."
Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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