Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?
A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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