One step forward, 12 floors down.
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.