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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it.
He has no recollection of how he got there.
While pondering it, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it.
A doctor on the other end identifies himself, and tells the man: "I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got the results back this morning. I'm afraid you have Avain flu, Ebola, and you're positive for HIV and hepatitis."
Stunned, the man asks "Well, what's next!? What are you going to do?"
The doc replies: "Well, for starters, we're putting you on a strict diet of only pizza."
The patient asks: "Will that really help me, doctor?"
"No", the doc responds. "But it's all we can fit under the door."
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Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks".
How right they were.
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What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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My friend's father died last night so I asked him "What was the cause of his father's death?"
He said, "A bus passed over his finger!"
I laughed and told him: "It is not a suitable cause."
My friend said: "When the bus crashed, his finger was on his nose!"
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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