Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.