Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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