Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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