Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.