Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.