Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.