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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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