Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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