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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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