Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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