Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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