Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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