Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.