Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.