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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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