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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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