Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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