Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.