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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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