Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.