Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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