Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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