Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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