Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.