Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.