Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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