Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.