Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"