Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.