Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.