Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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