Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Period.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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