Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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