Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.