Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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