Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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